Romanian Tourist Itinerary

by David Gianatasio

1. Church ruins
2. Church ruins (different church)
3. Dracula's castle
4. Dracula's castle (he had two castles)
5. Opera House ruins (it collapsed onto one of the churches)
6. Monkey-infested Aztec temple (actually, that was just a nightmare)
7. Gulag (recently converted to Target Superstore)
8. Public Mineral Bath (a division of Romanian Olympic Swimming Team Bio-Engineering Lab)
9. Grandmother's birthplace (now the first Hardee's in Bucharest)
10. Transylvania Memorial Hospital (avoid the goulash at Hardee's)

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