Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
Become cynical and disillusioned
Your early idealism that people would take the necessary steps to protect nature if they were only better educated as to how is steadily worn down until your most satisfying conservation experience is keying random SUV's in the parking lot at your local Banana Republic. You die childless, in order to spare children the cruelty of bringing them into such a selfish world.