Whispering
Sweet Buzzwords
by Glen Golightly
I was synched up with the holistic environment as Trixi and I walked
into world headquarters. We were there to allow the associates a touchstone
to validate an ethical closure to their vision.
“We’re definitely proactive change agents,” Trixi told
me as we prepared to interface with those about to be downsized. “Too
bad this group got siloed after all that team building.”
I nodded my agreement of the paradigm she outlined. “We’re
empowering them to visualize,” I said. “It’s actually
rightsizing the knowledge workers to take a granular view.”
“Oooh, Trey, I like the sizzle and I think we’re bonding,”
Trixi cooed. “We’re early so why don’t we utilize this
closet and you can drill down and give me a good customer experience?”
“I think the two of us is a smart size Trixi, but I hope you have
trouble conceptualizing. It wouldn’t be a win-win if you upset my
bachelor mindset.”
“That all depends on your deliverables,” she pitched. “Multi-task
me baby!”
She grabbed my hand and the synergy flowed. We efforted to remove the
roadblocks in our search for excellence in passion. We stripped away the
layers of our corporate casual attire. Her pink slip followed a downward
trend.
And with that, I ramped up to stroke her centers of excellence and begin
forward-looking market penetration.
I felt the robustness of her bottom line and was about to warehouse my
product line when she retreated.
“Slow down and until I, like, you know, initiate the IPO, I think
you’d better think outside the box!,” Trixi sternly commanded.
I surveyed my human resources and hoped for another inflationary period
when her conditions were ripe. Till then, I worked on her low-hanging
fruit.
© 2004 Glen Golightly, All Rights Reserved.

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